Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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