Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm at about main and main street
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Success! We fucked roommates!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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