My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
