Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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