Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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