RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
my sisters under your porch take her home
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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