We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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