you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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