My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So much Jack, so little girl.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
