dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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