i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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