he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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