Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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