dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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