Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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