the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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