Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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