I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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