my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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