Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Randomize
