I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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