we have officially lost it.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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