The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
