so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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