she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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