that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Someone signed my nipple.
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