Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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