I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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