I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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