Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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