His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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