she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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