got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You were trust falling into bushes
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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