she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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