i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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