I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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