and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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