we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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