This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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