East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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