Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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