got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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