i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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