I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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