is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize