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I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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