you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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