I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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