But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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