Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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