there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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