Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Randomize
