There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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