Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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