I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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