Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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