More tranny stories later!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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