But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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