the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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